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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:08
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
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Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
So they tried
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Are you already having anal sex?
Then came..
No way
Just Forget it!
Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
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They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?